TV Advertising Agency Cheap TV Spots Goes Interstellar, Opens New Lunar Facility
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Original Cheap-TV-Spots.com, the world’s most award-winning discount TV advertising agency, announces the ribbon-cutting of its latest branch, on the surface of Earth's Moon. Due to opportunities made available by NASA’s retreat from lunar exploration, and the high bandwidth afforded by the vacuum of space, the ever innovative TV ad agency is again expanding its operations, this time into the cosmos.
Anticipating the coming boom in interstellar advertising to space tourists, Cheap-TV-Spots.com is moving Moon-ward, taking advantage of still-low commercial interest rates and low lunar land prices in the Copernicus (Earth-facing) region. Copernicus is the new Florida of the commercial space-based land rush. Cheap-TV-Spots.com stakes its claim with low production rates, interstellar translation services, and light-speed transmission to Earth and space-based receivers.
According to the company’s IT guy, Nicola Farnsworth, “While the Moon does have a sort of very thin atmosphere, mostly caused by ionization of surface materials through constant bombardment of the Sun's rays, our proprietary algorithm allows us to suppress geo-dynamic noise for fantastically high transmission rates to the surface of the Earth and beyond.”
CheapTVSpots.com continues to offer its world famous, national quality television commercial production to all Earth-bound businesses at its amazing, low flat rates. Air time clients enjoy targeted airings, locally, regionally, nationally or internationally, on broadcast or cable TV, with no additional commissions tacked onto the negotiated network air time cost.
It now takes more computing power to keep track of a web ad campaign than it took to send men to the Moon. Talk about internet ad inefficiency. With Cheap TV Spots®, advertising on TV is fast, easy, and can cost far less than internet ads. Cheap-TV-Spots.com offers more thrust for the buck than web advertising ever did. Buying ad space on the terrestrial web can cost $5,000, $10,000, even $20,000 a week or more. For a small fraction of the cost of internet ads, advertisers can be on TV.
Web ad targeting often produces absurd results that a clinical psychologist might label “insane” -- a pizza parlor ad shows up next to an article about funeral parlor improprieties. Fuzzy baby bunnies and Charlie Manson on the same page? Articles on flaming automobile pile-ups next to web ads for Fords? Well, maybe, but that's another story.
In response to the clouded, irrational methodologies of overpriced search engine hype-sters, Cheap TV Spots, inventor of the online TV advertising agency model, offers the right answer for serious entrepreneurs looking to keep their brand in front of loyal customers, and seek out new customers.
With over 9 years in the TV advertising business and over 180 international awards, Cheap-TV-Spots.com can produce an engaging, innovative commercial for just about any type of business. Cheap TV Spots serves diverse advertisers such as mesothelioma attorneys, credit and debt services, insurance, and data recovery, across US cities including San Diego, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago, Austin, Raleigh, Atlanta, Philadelphia, internationally -- and soon, galaxy-wide.
The company has not revealed which indie space development companies will provide launch platforms, such as Elon Musk's SpaceX using the Merlin RP-1/LOX motor, Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin's HTP/RP-1, or Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic and Scaled Composites N2O/HTPB Hybrid rocket motors -- or whether an innovative space habitat company like Bigelow will also participate. Other options include traditional aerospace engine makers Rocketdyne or Boeing, who just announced interest in the space tourism sector.
Cheap-TV-Spots.com is also working on its own solar and world-peace powered maglev rail launch system. Says Farnsworth, “Hey, we've been producing $400,000 TV commercials for $1999 in seven languages for 9 years, how hard can cosmic commerce be?”
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Academy Leader, Inc. is a multifaceted, multinational media company that spans motion pictures, television, publishing, radio, and new media. The agency has won over 180 national and international awards for its original commercial productions, including 15 Telly Awards and 5 Davey Awards.