Stop Beating a Dead Corpse - Scare Up Sales Now With Cheap TV Spots

Cheap-TV-Spots.com helps businesses escape from the online ad Abyss.  Don’t call Mummy - find out how television can be cheaper than online advertising.

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The cost of online ads is a Shocker:  many small business advertisers spend $5,000, $10,000, even $20,000 per week on the Underworld of Unborn online ads, paying ever more just to stay above ground, until ultimately, they’re Buried Alive. 

Online advertisers go Psycho in a Duel for a customer's attention.  They’re forced to out-bid The Others in an Alien vs. Predator scene, inflaming online ad costs, making search engine ads The Pit of Intolerable Cruelty.  Worse, a pizza parlor ad materializes next to a web article about unsavory acts at a local funeral parlor.  Hungry, yet? 

Search engine ad Monsters are Bloodsuckers, a different Species and not The Innocents they claim, turning their chant, “We are not Evil,” darkly Satanic.

Is your business being strangled by the Anaconda of expensive online ads?  For a fraction of the cost of online ads, CheapTVSpots.com can create a national quality TV commercial that puts a stake through the Telltale Heart of your competitors.  A high-quality discount TV ad from Cheap-TV-Spots.com showcases your enterprise before Spellbound TV viewers, not in some tiny, Oblong Box on the Fringe of a web Night Gallery.

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The boys and ghouls at Cheap TV Spots wish everyone a Happy Halloween.

Living Dead Sales? Scare Up Biz Now with Cheap TV Spots

Los Angeles, CA - We know what you did last summer… you didn’t advertise! And now you’re Howling. You want customers this week, not 28 Days Later! But don’t get Paranoiac. It’s not The End of Days. The Original Cheap-TV-Spots.com, the world’s most award-winning discount TV ad agency, urges businesses to re-animate with quality, low-cost television advertising, on broadcast, satellite, or cable TV.

Going Psycho waiting ‘til Friday the 13th, 2012 to advertise? You don’t want a Nightmare Before Christmas dripping with red ink, but you don’t need expensive, blood-sucking search engine Hocus Pocus. Using the same old, nonsense ad-word weirdness and rotting banner messages from search engine Puppet Masters is a Creeping Unknown. 

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Cheap TV Spots produces award-winning, custom-made, national quality TV commercials for its low, flat rates, and offers air time placement services scaled for start-ups and small to medium sized businesses. Serving entrepreneurs for over 9 years, Cheap-TV-Spots is the world’s first global, internet-based, discount TV ad agency. 

The boys and ghouls at Cheap TV Spots wish everyone a Happy Halloween.

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